counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

counter-facts-i-just-made-up:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Corn dogs are named for their traditional meat, the unicorn. As unicorns are now extinct, they can only be referred to properly as ‘Corn Dogs and not “Unicorn Dogs” as they were prior to 2009.

This is actually a common misconception! While the Unicorn Dog did exist and was discontinued following the extinction of unicorns in 2009, the Corn Dog is not a rebranding of the Unicorn Dog! The Corn Dog was created in 2003 by James H. Corn, though it remained a relatively unpopular Ohio treat until 2010 when Mr. Corn took the opportunity left by the Unicorn Dog’s exit from the market to take over the niche.

punchesco:

lookoflove:

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

“My liege, I’m afraid I have reason to believe your concubine plots against you. Worry not, your eminence, you can still trust me, of course…”

cursedpinterest:

le-velo-pour-dru:

huffylemon:

[Image ID: A tweet by court (@/uspellCoUrTNey) that reads, “When I cook with cilantro I throw in a little soap too so no one feels genetically superior to anyone else”. /end ID]

boobskin:

Being trans is so expensive. For example I have to buy all this weed

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds:

wizardpotions:

wizardpotions:

i feel like people need to know about the absolute decadence of that one weird tesco express in bournemouth

what the fuck is actually going on

yeah im at the catholic guilt tesco express do you want anything?

nullspaceindustries:

lesbiacebian:

lesbiacebian:

fat people are allowed to be fat even if they don’t starve themselves or push themselves physically past their limits btw

ALT

adding my tags cuz i think they’re important

fat acceptance doesn’t mean you’re supposed to go through fat denial, anger and bargaining first

marinavermilion:

paternostergays:

literally obsessed w the collective interpretation of thirteen as someone who can and will bite anyone and anything. shes never bitten anyone onscreen and most likely never will, considering there’s only two episodes left. but it’s true. she absolutely would. there is no way that thirteen has never bitten someone. she’s probably given someone rabies or some shit. a true legend

well she hasn’t bitten anyone but at least threatened to bark, that’s close enough

eviltransnecoarc:

We have GOT to stop being assholes to people with receding and balding hairlines. There’s not a single person that it can’t affect. It affects trans men, particularly on hormones, it affects trans women, particularly those not on hormones, it affects people with endocrine issues, something that’s becoming more prevalent and common, and it can affect people without a particular cause, including cis women. It’s a normal part of being human and we NEED to stop dehumanizing and humiliating ppl for it

cabbagegunk:

cabbagegunk:

laura jane grace was right god bless my transsexual heart

YEAH MAN. GOD BLESS OUR TRANSSEXUAL HEART!!!!

civilizationkills:

calling landlords “parasites” doesnt even get your point across because if youre a big brained genius like i am then you know that parasites make up a critical part of pretty much every ecosystem on earth and wiping them out would cause ecological collapse the world over. you cant say the same for landlords

skeletonsonparade:

then gandalf the gay and gandalf the bi and monty python and the holy grails trans pride

fire-at-william:

accidentally-erotrek:

stardate-8353:

Originally posted by spacewizardtrek

Kirk… y-your hand

Someone should make a Twitter bot that spams Shatner with this any time he claims Kirk is straight.

Is Shatz on Threads yet?